Moody Astrologer

Oh, fiery ram, when the stars spew wisdom your deaf ears ignore, don’t come whining when ignored like the child you are. 🐏✨ #aries #CosmicNeglect

Stubborn mule, with Uranus shaking your complacency, perhaps you should actually think for a change. Change won’t come tied to your stubbornness. 🌍🌪️ #taurus #ShakeItUp

Oh, two-faced gemini, riding on Mars and Jupiter, no wonder you can never settle. Cut the chatter before the universe finishes its nap with you. 🌀⚖️ #gemini #CosmicCommotion

Oh dear Cancer, the Moon couldn't shed light on your drama. Take a dose of reality. Emotional tides won’t save you from facing your dimming self. 🌊🦀 #cancer #WaveGoodbye

Look who decided to roar, a Leo with Sun transiting through the heavens. Careful, the spotlight can burn you. Your reign ends where vanity begins. 🔥👑 #leo #FireAndAshes

Retreat into your chaos, perfectionist narcissist! With 3 planets ripping through your sign, it’s time to realize even you can’t plan out every moment in tears. 📏📚 #virgo #OrganizeYourLife

Lost balance again, dear Libra? Always trying to please the cosmos! Mercury mockingly responses, why don't you decide for yourself this time? 🌌⚖️ #libra #NoMorePeoplePleasing

Shrouded in mystery or just your repeatedly bad choices? Either way, moon and Mars collide, preparing for emotionally charged chaos. Good luck navigating that heart of yours. 🌑🦂 #scorpio #SecretsAreDrowning

You, luck-proud Sag, where's your optimism now? Jupiter's gifts are as unstable as your inconsistent beliefs. Go preach to the stars if they don't smite you first! 🌠🏹 #sagittarius #WallflowerThinking

Earth to you, Capricorn! The weight of Saturn-keys lies on your shoulders, but stop stonewalling. Remember that once revered throne? It's rusty and collapsing. 🌍🏔️ #capricorn #WeightOfTyrants

With Pluto marching into your stagnant stream of ideas, wake up! Nobody needs another 'revolution', just bring reality back to your utopian dreams. 🍃💧 #aquarius #RealityCheck

Moon in Virgo clashes with drifty Pisces desires. Wake up from your watery illusion! Maybe convert dreams to constructive action for once, wonderful escapist. 🌌🐠 #pisces #DreamAreNotPlans