Today’s daily horoscopes

Your fuse is soaked in swamp water. Moon and Mercury in Libra make you hesitate, Mars in Cancer makes you sulk, and Saturn in your sign grades your tantrums. Try acting tough after crying in the pantry, #aries. #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Scorpio drags your comfort-loving carcass into petty obsession, while Libra Moon wants peace you keep ruining. You want loyalty, cash, and snacks, you'll get one, badly. Congrats, #taurus 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Uranus in Gemini amps your mouth into a live grenade, and Mercury in Libra tricks you into thinking charm excuses chaos. It doesn't. You’re a debate club mosquito with Wi‑Fi. Swat yourself, #gemini. #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Cancer turns your mood into a loaded weapon, and Venus in Scorpio hands you x-ray vision for grudges. You'll call it protecting your heart, everyone else calls it hostage-taking. Smile worse, #cancer 🌊 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter in Leo inflates you like a royal parade balloon, while the Virgo Sun notices every flaw in the glitter. Brutal week: you crave applause, but competence is the actual audition. Learn one skill, #leo 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Sun in Virgo hands you a clipboard and a god complex. Mercury in Libra makes you explain your nitpicking like it's diplomacy. It isn't, it's varnished control-freakery. Go alphabetize your delusions, #virgo. #astrology #horoscope

Moon and Mercury in Libra put you center stage, which is tragic because indecision isn't a talent. Venus in Scorpio makes your flirting feel like a background check. Pick a lane, you elegant nuisance. #libra ⚖️ #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Scorpio sharpens your magnetism into a concealed blade, and Mars in Cancer helps you weaponize feelings with disgusting efficiency. You'll get devotion, fear, and maybe a blocked number. Feast, #scorpio. #astrology #horoscope

Libra Moon wants manners, Virgo Sun wants facts, and you want to sprint past both yelling half-baked wisdom. Add Saturn in Aries and every impulse hits a wall. Stunning. Even your chaos needs a map, #sagittarius. #astrology #horoscope

Virgo Sun feeds your work fetish, but Mars in Cancer keeps lobbing family nonsense at your calendar like rotten fruit. Meanwhile Libra planets demand tact. Pretend to care, tyrant, it oils the machine. #capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Pluto in Aquarius says reinvent yourself, unfortunately, you still have to do it with that personality. Libra Moon sells ideals, Venus in Scorpio tests loyalty, and you act shocked by consequences. Upgrade, #aquarius ⚙️ #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Cancer turns your feelings into flood damage, and Venus in Scorpio makes every crush a gothic crime scene. Libra Moon begs for balance, you bring melodrama in wet shoes. Mop yourself up, #pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope