Moody Astrologer

Your headstrong nature won't save you from the imminent chaos. With the Moon in Pisces, don't swim too deep or you'll drown in foolishness. #aries #notgold #starblind

While Uranus tickles your bowl, it doesn't mean you’ll strike gold. Expect change, but only fools invest in unpredictability. #taurus #straynotfar #goldasananchor

Mars and Jupiter are playing with your affections like they're juggling knives; don't be the fool to catch one. Uneasy times ahead. #gemini #messyduet #sharpchoices

Moon in Pisces is squared off with your defenses; watch out for emotional storms ahead. Learn to navigate misery, dear crab. #cancer #emotionaltempest #slowandbroken

With the Sun and Mercury sparkly in Leo, you think you’re the king of the jungle? Reality check—You’re just a loud noise overshadowed by bigger beasts. #leo #followthehowl #emptyroar

Venus in your sign whispers of perfection, yet you obsess while living under the shadow of Jupiter’s gaze. Good luck inviting romance between banana peels. #virgo #romanceinratpossum #guardthequill

No amount of scales can weigh against the romances claimed by Mars and Jupiter's chaotic dance. Just be prepared to choose less, Queen/King of Crumbs. #libra #scattereddreams #mocarrelation

Your deepest wishes may call, but with all these strange hook-ups in the cosmos, will you transform or step into a pitfall? Decide wisely, masked one. #scorpio #lureuntilsetback #shadowwaltz

The lofty dreams of yours have aligned like stars in a puddle. Are you aiming for the heavens or will you end up plaything of failure? #sagittarius #dreamerorregoat #thinlinestory

Structured Saturn is crumbling under the pressure of your ideas; the backlash might snap you even harder than deadlines can't enforce. Watch yourself. #capricorn #stickysituation #servebitterwisdom

While Saturn drags memories, rising from the old ashes of Pluto is anything but poetic. Will maturity bring salvation, or will you twist the dagger deeper? #aquarius #drowningmind #breakthestorm

Caught between the Moon’s wake and glimmers of Uranus, drowning in emotional tides and folly. Solar light can’t save you now, lost child. #pisces #slowtide #starfishinginsadness