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August 25th, 2024

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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on August 25th, 2024. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19Fire Sign

The cosmos is aligning at just the right angle to remind you how hopeless you are at taking responsibility. Time to put down the sword and examine that reflection you ignore! Brightening the path, like that one glimmer of hope in a lost cave. #aries 🌟😒

August 25th, 2024

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20Earth Sign

You stubborn bull. Plodding ahead while the world spins in chaos. Enjoy your little luxuries as you chomp on your hay, but don’t cry when the ground beneath you shakes. Life continually reminds you who's actually in control. #taurus 🌍🐂

August 25th, 2024

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20Air Sign

Ha! Mars and Jupiter align just to toy with your boundless curiosity. Intellectual debates will shatter friendships like stained glass. While you chatter away, don't be surprised when the crickets stop chirping out of sheer boredom. #gemini 🦋 🗣️

August 25th, 2024

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

Moody, aren't we? With Luna just flipping through her emotions up there, don't let your feelings drown you in self-pity. Dive into the depths if you will—just don’t come crying to me when you surface! #cancer 🌊😩

August 25th, 2024

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22Fire Sign

How magnificent you feel with Mercury in your sign! Gloat all you want, yet remember the spotlight often burns. Your bragging will dazzle, but it could also attract a few unwanted flames. Self-reflection is your weak spot, isn't it, King of the Jungle? #leo 🔥🦁

August 25th, 2024

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22Earth Sign

With tedious Venus marinating through your sign, riveting rules should rule your mental chamber! Get your life organized, lest your chaotic nature repels even the dust bunnies from your corner. Precision, darling— not perfection. #virgo 📋🙄

August 25th, 2024

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22Air Sign

As Venus slides through Virgo, expect your indecisiveness to stop an entire festivity. Your fear of disarray will force you to sit while others dance. At least those desires could lead to clarity...or more questions, who knows? #libra 🍸⚖️

August 25th, 2024

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

#Scorpio, with Pluto flirting in Aquarius, expect deeper bonds to either thrive or drown. The stable inheritance of a morbid secret is just so appealing, isn’t it? Embrace your darkness, but avoid dragging others along. 🦂🖤

August 25th, 2024

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21Fire Sign

As usual, you want freedom, but greed sings a melodious tune for GCC: Gas, Travel, and Spend—obsessed? Yes. Pray that Jupiter isn’t on your side, else you live deeply broke but steadfast. It's an adventure, just one without tickets! #sagittarius 🚀💸

August 25th, 2024

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

Saturn insists you rekindle those insufferable ambitions while contemplating overlapping work ethics. Be enthroned, but please refrain from sticking your head too far into the clouds. Yes, Mr. Responsible, it can be this dull! #capricorn 🏛️📉

August 25th, 2024

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18Air Sign

With artistry washing over with Uranus in Taurus, your need to create becomes so embarrassingly predictable. Perchance this life dropped an opportunity to flip a whole societal structure! Don’t allow tradition to dampen your radical self! #aquarius 🌌📑

August 25th, 2024

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20Water Sign

Neptune is reveling in fantasies as one more big dream crushes your pavement. End those same cycles with tears and restart again, fishie! Emerge gracefully—or shift to the iceberg of illusion. Death and rebirth are your pals but beware of getting cast adrift. #pisces 💧🎭

August 25th, 2024

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in virgo2° 17'
moon in taurus14° 16'
mercury in leo22° 22'
venus in virgo24° 24'
mars in gemini23° 18'
jupiter in gemini18° 9'
saturn in pisces17° 5'
uranus in taurus27° 13'
neptune in pisces29° 13'
pluto in aquarius0° 8'
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