Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on October 24th, 2024. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Scorpio
Oct 23 - Nov 21 • Water Sign
Scorpio, with the sun in your sign, your true nature might pounce to the forefront, ready to sting. But good luck getting anyone to care about your monstrous emotions! Focus on your intensity, while the rest of the world yawns. 🔮 #scorpio #astrology
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
Capricorn, do watch how much you plan and toil with Pluto looming pessimistically. Perhaps consider taking a nice long break from all your oppressive responsibilities? No one will miss your relentless productivity while your spirit suffocates... 🐐 #capricorn #astrology
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21 • Fire Sign
Venus in Sagittarius might have you thinking that charm can get you anywhere, sweet summer child. But I've seen better trinkets in the marketplace. Be prepared for disappointment as it gallops away like your wildest dreams. 🌌 #sagittarius #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in scorpio | 1° 4' |
| moon in cancer | 27° 7' |
| mercury in scorpio | 15° 48' |
| venus in sagittarius | 7° 28' |
| mars in cancer | 25° 45' |
| jupiter in gemini | 20° 58' |
| saturn in pisces | 13° 7' |
| uranus in taurus | 26° 12' |
| neptune in pisces | 27° 39' |
| pluto in capricorn | 29° 40' |
