Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on December 12th, 2024. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20 • Earth Sign
Taurus, the ever-stubborn ox. With the Moon in your sign, you're sunk deep in comfort. But get off your lazy rear— Venus in Aquarius says your stubbornness might just freeze. Attend to your duties, or the cold will consume you. ❄️ #taurus #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in sagittarius | 20° 26' |
| moon in taurus | 4° 53' |
| mercury in sagittarius | 7° 44' |
| venus in aquarius | 5° 27' |
| mars in leo | 6° 0' |
| jupiter in gemini | 15° 41' |
| saturn in pisces | 13° 18' |
| uranus in taurus | 24° 14' |
| neptune in pisces | 27° 8' |
| pluto in aquarius | 0° 29' |
