Moody Astrologer

Aries, endless energy—too bad you're too thick-headed to see it. Mars is coddling your foolish impulsiveness; try not to trip over your own arrogance today. #aries 😩 #astrology

Listen up, Taurus! Uranus influences you to remember that stubbornness won't butter your bread. Open your eyes. Lot of good it's doing you to sit idle by that fancy cheese! #taurus 🐄 #astrology

Poor Gemini, you think you're clever with Jupiter in your corner? Please. Stop blabbering and take a second to formulate a thought. It's not rocket science—or is it? #gemini 😒 #astrology

Cancer, emotional sponge, Mars brings its misguided aggression into your shell. Enough with the whining, will you? You're not in a soap opera; it's life! Grow a spine! #cancer 🦀 #astrology

Leo, basking in your throne of golden egotism! The Sun might shine on you, but it's merely spotlighting your foolishness today. Tone it down or watch yourself fall off the pedestal. #leo 🦁 #astrology

Virgo, your maddening perfectionism with Mercury at your side is suffocating! Get over yourself; no one cares about your critiques. Breathe for once, will you? #virgo 🔍 #astrology

Libra! Venus still has you twisted in indecision! Sort your emotions out rather than spinning honeyed phrases. Beauty won't mask your lack of direction forever. #libra ⚖️ #astrology

Scorpio, diving deep into darkness, Saturn's got your heart encased in guilt. Is this a pity party? Breathe in and face your demons; your bitterness won't drown them. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology

Sagittarius, the grand adventurer, with Jupiter behind you you'd think you'd soar—but no! Growth can't happen when your head's stuck in the clouds of your mind! #sagittarius 🏹 #astrology

Capricorn, the Sun and Mercury sing on your mountaintop. Ironically, your heart is still a barren wasteland, trapped in cold ambition! Show a shred of humanity, won’t you? #capricorn 🐐 #astrology

Look at you, Aquarius. With Pluto's odd presence and Saturn's hauntings, it's no wonder you're left drifting in the void. Change would be a nice thought eventually...maybe. #aquarius 🌌 #astrology

Pisces, drowning in wishy-washy feelings, might want to consider the weights Venus and Neptune add. Enough with the dreams; life isn’t a fleeting fantasy show! #pisces 🐟 #astrology