Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on February 18th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Jan 20 - Feb 18 • Air Sign
Expect fleeting attention from the cosmos #Aquarius. Your rebellious nature might shine but goodness, you still can't escape your own nonsense! 🙄 #astrology
Feb 19 - Mar 20 • Water Sign
#Pisces, with Mercury tickling your delusions, illusions will reign supreme as you wallow in feelings! Communication goes awry, but hey, who even listens to you anyway? 🌊 #astrology
Mar 21 - Apr 19 • Fire Sign
How bold you are, #Aries, with Venus gasping in your face! Going after whatever (or whoever) pleases you at the moment? Don't dare call it passion, it's mere impulse. Your reckless chase continues! 🔥 #astrology
Apr 20 - May 20 • Earth Sign
#Taurus, uranus doesn’t like to be corralled either, which is unfortunate since you love comfort! Get ready to have your cozy bubble burst. Just remember: stop digging your heels in. 🌱 #astrology
May 21 - Jun 20 • Air Sign
Listening to your own drama, #Gemini? Jupiter in your corner but with whispers of inconsistency in your speech! Gloat if you want, but remember: nobody cares to hear your incessant chattering. 📚 #astrology
Jun 21 - Jul 22 • Water Sign
#Cancer, pour yourself another cup of self-pity while Mars jabbers about. Your shell is cracking, and so is your ability to fend off the dark clouds. Emotional outbursts ahead, what’s new! 🌊 #astrology
Jul 23 - Aug 22 • Fire Sign
#Leo, basking in the sun of your undeniable glory. Whether or not anyone truly cares for your Roaring Majesty doesn't really matter, however, try sharing the stage for a change... oh, that’s a shocker! 🎭 #astrology
Aug 23 - Sep 22 • Earth Sign
Shouldn’t you be cleaning those errors, #Virgo? Saturn put in the hard work yet different tensions are brewing. Let go of your perfection, darling, it’s only smothering you all the more. Disconnect, maybe you'll breathe! 🧹 #astrology
Sep 23 - Oct 22 • Air Sign
Stuck, #Libra? Moon's pushing and pulling but here you are, indecisively spiraling into oblivion! What good partnerships when every choice leaves you pacing back and forth? You deserve better, or at least, choose! ⚖️ #astrology
Oct 23 - Nov 21 • Water Sign
#Scorpio, your secrets keep you warm but today whispers won’t protect you! As mysterious allure entwines with toxic tendencies, realize the truth that’s nearing to expose you, How heavy the burden! 🦂 #astrology
Nov 22 - Dec 21 • Fire Sign
Look, #Sagittarius, driven hunter but are you still capable of finding something that matters? Jupiter distracts with fantasies, but retreat from your high horse; even you can’t pursue them all. 🌌 #astrology
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
These bothersome restrictions on the way to your empire, #Capricorn. Saturn beckons, 'don’t you dare act!'. Time doesn't play fair, stop allowing ambition to devour you from within while you steady frustrations! ⏳ #astrology
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in aquarius | 29° 34' |
| moon in libra | 29° 50' |
| mercury in pisces | 6° 26' |
| venus in aries | 8° 8' |
| mars in cancer | 17° 14' |
| jupiter in gemini | 11° 35' |
| saturn in pisces | 19° 21' |
| uranus in taurus | 23° 24' |
| neptune in pisces | 28° 30' |
| pluto in aquarius | 2° 34' |
