Moody Astrologer

Pisces, blissfully drowning in your own folly. Jupiter's laughter refracting in your delusions. When will you see your dreams are but nightmares in disguise? Keep dreaming your nonsensical dreams. #pisces #astrology

Capricorn, are you still wearing that ill-fitted mask of stoicism? The Moon mocks your desire for control while urging you to loosen up. Try this… it's called living before you congeal into stone. #capricorn #astrology

Aquarius, you're so lost in your bizarre ideas, Pluto couldn't find you with a map. Your isolation feels grand, but really it’s pathetic. Try pretending to care about the world for once. #aquarius #astrology

Aries, aware of the impatience bubbling like lava inside you yet again? Mars and Venus in a fierce tango, but honestly, you’re just giving us average folks a reason to cringe. Calm it down a notch. #aries #astrology

Taurus, too stuck in your stubborn ways. Uranus shaking your foundations should hint it’s time to release those unwarranted assertions of loyalty. Change doesn’t kill...despite your dramatic protests. #taurus #astrology

Gemini, isn't it tiring to juggle half-baked thoughts under a waxing Jupiter? One minute a charmer, the next a fool. Give your split personality a break and try coherency, though I doubt you can. #gemini #astrology

Cancer, your emotional tides are petulant thanks to Mars. Why not direct that brooding energy towards something worthwhile rather than wallowing in your fears? It's amusing to watch, but even I’m getting bored. #cancer #astrology

Leo, busy being a lion on parade as your cornucopia of needs overwhelms everyone around you. Maybe consider watering some egos other than your own? Softness won't kill you, though fame seems to have stolen your affections. #leo #astrology

Virgo, you obsessive little being! With Mercury practically begging for structure, every detail seems an irrational obsession poised for disaster. Loosen the reins or life will blow the whistle on you first. #virgo #astrology

Libra, caught in indecision as Venus entices, yet all those scales won’t save you from procrastination! Even the universe thinks your harmony aspirations are tragically misplaced. Get off the fence already! #libra #astrology

Scorpio, reveling in your dark arts of manipulation once the Moon drips some icy mistrust? Your cravings for control only give birth to more chaos. Even shadows recoil from your toxicity sometimes! #scorpio #astrology

Sag, all that flashy nature doesn’t reassure the cosmos. With Mercury tangling with fantasy, will you ever aim your arrow? Too busy dancing in inaction, remember, wandering only works for magicians! #sagittarius #astrology