Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on February 26th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 โข Earth Sign
Saturn, the illustrious overlord, frowns again upon your duties, Capricorn. You wanted a pathway? Didnโt you gather the laughs like sandcastles? So for heaven's sake, be the grim taskmaster you really are! ๐โฐ๏ธ #capricorn #horoscope
Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18 โข Air Sign
Pluto is DNA-evolving your ideas on self, Aquarius. You think the masses can put the clowns into action just because you commandeered a non-cordial bath? How delusive! Gorgeous rebels must bare some weight without floating awry. ๐ฎ๐ฝ #aquarius #astrology
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20 โข Water Sign
Massive influx from Neptune unleashing upon delicate Pisces! Congratulations! Dreams morph like ambrosia under pitchers; undeserving life translucent and trickled out! Such festivity deserves your love and logic, oh chance dancer! ๐ฐ๐ #pisces #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in pisces | 7ยฐ 38' |
| moon in aquarius | 10ยฐ 34' |
| mercury in pisces | 21ยฐ 8' |
| venus in aries | 10ยฐ 30' |
| mars in cancer | 17ยฐ 2' |
| jupiter in gemini | 12ยฐ 3' |
| saturn in pisces | 20ยฐ 19' |
| uranus in taurus | 23ยฐ 33' |
| neptune in pisces | 28ยฐ 47' |
| pluto in aquarius | 2ยฐ 48' |
