Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on March 8th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19 • Fire Sign
Aries, restless Mars emboldens you, yet don't rush headfirst into a trap! Mercury whispers dumb ideas, so think twice before charging forth like a brainless ram. Patience isn’t just a virtue; it's your lifeline! ⚡️🐏 #Aries #Astrology #astrology #horoscope
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21 • Fire Sign
Sagittarius, dreams mixed with self-indulgence deprive reality of your relentless adventurer! Jupiter urges a journey, but also a warning: veracity hurts less than delusions. Choose wisely, or get lost! ⛺️🚧 #Sagittarius #Astrology #astrology #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in pisces | 17° 39' |
| moon in cancer | 4° 13' |
| mercury in aries | 5° 49' |
| venus in aries | 10° 5' |
| mars in cancer | 17° 51' |
| jupiter in gemini | 12° 53' |
| saturn in pisces | 21° 32' |
| uranus in taurus | 23° 49' |
| neptune in pisces | 29° 9' |
| pluto in aquarius | 3° 3' |
