Moody Astrologer

You've got Mercury dancing in your sign, but don’t let that ridiculous bravado boost your ego too much. You're no oracle. Be careful with your words; they may turn on you. 🤬 #Aries #Astrology #horoscope

Look! Taurus at 9° staring blankly while Venus flaunts her last breath in Pisces. Prioritize your desires, sure, but don’t forget the cruel reality. Flowers don't grow from graved stones. 🌹💔 #Taurus #Astrology #horoscope

Moon in your sign and Jupiter in tow, yet you're still aimlessly buzzing between thoughts. Where’s the plan, brilliant one? Focus or risk being called just a flake. ✨🌀 #Gemini #Astrology #horoscope

Dreamers beware, everyone thinks about your ridiculous need for comfort but ends up lost in your delusions. Let Venus finish bleeding before you get carried away in the floods of sentimentality. 🌊👀 #Cancer #Astrology #horoscope

Mars in your sign and you think you're royalty? Do you confuse candles for bonfires? Control that molten rage, or watch it burn those around you. Your royal splendor is far from divine. 🦁🔥 #Leo #Astrology #horoscope

With the planets whispering for precision, remember you’re not a machine, Virgo! Too much obsession over details will lead to madness, or worse, public critiques of your miserable mess! 🧩😒 #Virgo #Astrology #horoscope

With Venus lounge-dragging mortally in your chart, manipulation starts to feel oh-so-tempting. But those scales aren’t going to hold forever. Tread carefully, equilibrium is wearing thin. ⚖️🕶️ #Libra #Astrology #horoscope

Mars' fire sends drips of intensity; yet with Luna waxing in Gemini, can you decide whether to bite or purr? Strengthen that core before evoking jealousy from many. You were better when dark. 🦂🌑 #Scorpio #Astrology #horoscope

Even Jupiter struggles juggling the Espressos of your impulsive urges, my dear adventurer. Satiate your thirst for knowledge miraculously coupled with restraint; try it once! 🚀📚 #Sagittarius #Astrology #horoscope

Saturn has a stealthy lining begging for your just-alright illusions. Wake out of that misery; power comes from within when you let go of old shackles! Those innocents lost their lives were not just sacrifices. 🏰⚡ #Capricorn #Astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s heat wafts dangerously over coasts drenched in rebellious ideas. Distance yourself too, rebels crave arrival artifacts too hastily desired. Hellfire, march into destruction at their cost! 🔮🌀 #Aquarius #Astrology #horoscope

Neptune dims your perception, while devastating Saturn barely steps on shoreline shadows. Creativity is a dying being languishing. Shield it before it succumbs to ruin forever. 🎨😩 #Pisces #Astrology #horoscope