Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on May 11th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
With Pluto whispering motivation into your ambition, stay grounded! Cut through your dour facade or you might find the shadows creeping up your back as you feign superiority. Reality check incoming! 🔗 #Capricorn #BurdenOfTheCrown #astrology #horoscope
Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18 • Air Sign
Innovation without clarity won’t earn you a time trophy. Embrace absurdity in small doses, but know even eccentrics hang in social circles by a thread. Less 'out there', more rational, understand the distinction. 💡 #Aquarius #WavingFromClouds #astrology #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in taurus | 20° 33' |
| moon in scorpio | 1° 58' |
| mercury in taurus | 0° 49' |
| venus in aries | 6° 44' |
| mars in leo | 10° 19' |
| jupiter in gemini | 23° 25' |
| saturn in pisces | 28° 48' |
| uranus in taurus | 26° 53' |
| neptune in aries | 1° 23' |
| pluto in aquarius | 3° 48' |
