Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on May 21st, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Gemini
May 21 - Jun 20 • Air Sign
#Gemini, your mind is a cluttered mess today as the Sun collides with Jupiter. Any brilliance you think you possess will surely be overshadowed by your next chaotic thought. Start a conversation, but do stay on topic! 💫 #StayFocusd #astrology #horoscope
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21 • Fire Sign
#Sagittarius, with Jupiter feeding your delusions and Mars pushing you to act, watch out for a reality check that could leave you winded! Blinding optimism won’t shield you from the truth, my clueless friend. 🌌 #RealityAwaits #astrology #horoscope
Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 22 • Air Sign
#Libra with Venus prancing around impatiently! You’re trying too hard to maintain harmony, but the air is thick with tension. Sometimes balance means embracing chaos too. Buckle up and navigate those stormy feelings! ⚖️ #ChaosIsBalance #astrology #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in gemini | 0° 12' |
| moon in pisces | 6° 30' |
| mercury in taurus | 19° 27' |
| venus in aries | 14° 50' |
| mars in leo | 15° 18' |
| jupiter in gemini | 25° 34' |
| saturn in pisces | 29° 40' |
| uranus in taurus | 27° 28' |
| neptune in aries | 1° 38' |
| pluto in aquarius | 3° 45' |
