Moody Astrologer

Feeling energetic #Aries? With Venus boosting your ego, you'd almost seem tolerable, almost. But please, spare us the boasting. 😒🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Change makes you nervous, but really, you've brought your misery upon yourself. Blame it on Uranus if it helps you cope. 🙄🐃 #Taurus #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Mercury & Jupiter boost your chatterbox insanity. Dear world, brace for relentless Gemini chatter today, or just run. 😵‍💫💬 #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Feeling moody and melodramatic? Must be a day ending in Y, Cancer. The planets owe you nothing, cry somewhere else. 🦀🙄 #Cancer #astrology #horoscope

Moon & Mars igniting drama as usual. Oh, how fun it must be living as you, a walking soap opera nobody wishes to watch. 😑🎭 #Leo #astrology #horoscope

Your skepticism and nitpicking hit peak today, Virgo. The stars conspire against any shred of joy you might possess. Carry on. #Virgo 😤🌿 #astrology #horoscope

Yet another day avoiding decisions? Shocking, said no one. Why bother choosing when you can wallow in mediocrity another day? #Libra ⚖️😒 #astrology #horoscope

Resentment boiling below the surface again? Typical. Even the cosmos tires hiding your dark secrets, Scorpio. Calm down. 🦂🖤 #Scorpio #astrology #horoscope

Your aimless wandering isn’t adventure. It's confusion branded as optimism. Face reality, Sagittarius: The stars mock you. 🎯😏 #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope

Climbing ambition exhausting as usual? Nobody cares. The stars won't clap for your pathetic need for validation either. 🙄🐐 #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Revolution on your mind with Pluto's eerie glance? Spare us your latest novelty rebellion. You're not as special as you imagine. 😒⚡#Aquarius #astrology #horoscope

Escaping reality into fantasy again, Pisces? Big surprise. Stars suggest confronting life, even if professionally avoiding it. 🤔🐠 #Pisces #astrology #horoscope