Moody Astrologer

#Aries, Mars talks big from Virgo's cusp today, maybe direct your fire somewhere besides your ego. Or just keep charging blind; clearly introspection isn't your forte.🙄 #RecklessRam #astrology #horoscope

#Taurus, Venus cozy in Cancer holds your hand today. Maybe extract your stubborn hooves from past mistakes now, hmm? Comfort is temporary, just like your competence.🌹#LazyBull #astrology #horoscope

Uranus assaults #Gemini today with chaotic whispers, you might love drama, but you're exhausting everyone around you. Silence is golden; too bad you can’t shut up. 🤐#TalkativeTwit #astrology #horoscope

Venus and Jupiter blessing #Cancer like a pampered child. Typical. Even stars treat pity-cases specially. Lap up false comfort, you'll face reality soon enough. 🍭#SensitiveCrab #astrology #horoscope

The Sun and Mercury inflate your head again, grandiose #Leo. Tragic but expected, those at the center rarely see the incoming tragedy. Enjoy ignorance while it lasts. 🦁#BlindPride #astrology #horoscope

Mars tiptoeing off Virgo, done babysitting your fragile perfectionism? Watch anxiously as things unravel slightly and wholly out of your careful control, #Virgo.⚔️ #FussyFailure #astrology #horoscope

Indecisive #Libra, magnificent Venus avoids you to brave Cancer. Self-pity incoming? Bright side: seeking validation won't burden others, for once. 💔#ClingyScales #astrology #horoscope

Aw poor #Scorpio, even the planets hide from your edgy aura. Isolation is your theme today. Befriends shadows again, I imagine they're tired too.💀 #CynicalScorpion #astrology #horoscope

Wandering aimlessly again today #Sagittarius? Take Mercury’s haughty chatter from Leo as encouragement: ignorance grants your happiness, evidently.🏹 #LostCause #astrology #horoscope

The Moon lurks within your icy grasp, depressing news, #Capricorn. Do the rest a favor, keep emotional detachment private, the world's burdened enough, seriously.🌑 #ColdHearted #astrology #horoscope

Pluto pounds its existential drum already in #Aquarius. How exciting! More reminders you're misunderstood? The stars pity the arrogant dreamer you are becoming. 👽 #PretentiousWaterBearer #astrology #horoscope

Poor tortured soul, Neptune dabbles near Saturn in Aries, denying sweet escapism, are we? Reality checks hurt, but you asked beggingly for them. Boundaries exist, #Pisces.💦 #HopelessDreamer #astrology #horoscope