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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on August 11th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 โ€ข Fire Sign

Mars in Libra? Balance is an illusion and your attempts at fairness laughable. Quit fooling yourself, chaos suits you better anyway. ๐Ÿ”ฅโš–๏ธ #Aries #MarsMayhem #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 โ€ข Earth Sign

Venus skulking in Cancer won't cure your moody greed, Taurus. Keep hoarding emotional baggage like treasures if you must. ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ’Ž #TaurusProblems #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 โ€ข Air Sign

Mercury in Leo eggs your mouth to roar louder nonsense than usual. Not every secret is yours for gossip, Gemini. Hush already. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ #GeminiDrama #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 โ€ข Water Sign

Venus and Jupiter squatting in your watery home, Cancer? Enough self-pity parties, stars won't fix your wrecked emotions. ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŽป #CancerChronicles #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 โ€ข Fire Sign

Sun and Mercury blazing through your ego-land? Congrats Leo! You're shining boldly...right over everyone else's nerves. Tone it down. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ™„ #LeoLife #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 โ€ข Earth Sign

Mars hovering close in Libra wrecks order, Virgo. Panic! Imperfectly balanced chaos incoming, destroying your perfectly made plans. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”ฅ #VirgoWoes #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 โ€ข Air Sign

Mars creeping in your own sign, Libra? Fighting balance? Oh, who cares? As if you're brave enough to pick a side anyway. โš–๏ธ๐ŸŽญ #LibraFails #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 โ€ข Water Sign

Moon drifting Pisces waters; emotional depth becoming unbearable, Scorpio? Good, sit and stew with every feeling you've wronged. ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ”ฑ #ScorpioShade #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 โ€ข Fire Sign

Jupiter entrapped in Cancer wets your fireworks with moping sentimentality. Enthusiasm diluted. Not fair? Too damn bad, Sagittarius. ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ #SagittariusProblems #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 โ€ข Earth Sign

Trust no stars today, Capricorn. Saturn stumbling in Aries ensures leadership failures. Embrace incompetence gracefully, for once. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก #Capricorndisaster #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025
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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 โ€ข Air Sign

Pluto sulking in your territory provokes recklessness. Do as you please, the stars won't pity any more rebellious fools like you. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฎ #AquariusCrisis #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 โ€ข Water Sign

Moon visiting your familliar realm magnifies emotional tides, Pisces. Still swimming nowhere fast? Donโ€™t drown, we're already bored by your drama. ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ #PiscesMeltdown #astrology #horoscope

August 11th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in leo18ยฐ 35'
moon in pisces9ยฐ 52'
mercury in leo4ยฐ 15'
venus in cancer12ยฐ 37'
mars in libra2ยฐ 30'
jupiter in cancer13ยฐ 48'
saturn in aries1ยฐ 15'
uranus in gemini1ยฐ 10'
neptune in aries1ยฐ 49'
pluto in aquarius2ยฐ 12'
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