Moody Astrologer

Congrats, #Aries. Neptune’s fog rolls in and you’ll charge ahead blind, as usual. Try not to set yourself on fire this time. 🧯 #astrology #horoscope

Look, Aries, the universe hands you diplomacy and you still run headlong into disaster. Moon and Mercury in Libra, but tact is wasted on you. Start a fight with a mirror. #Aries 🙄 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, #Aries: Mercury’s in Libra, so when you open your mouth, expect blank stares and worse. Your “bold ideas” will impress exactly no one. Maybe silence is the new you? 🎭 #astrology #horoscope

Mars and Moon in Scorpio? You’ll spend today stewing in rage, gnawing your own foot and blaming others. Be bold, burn bridges, then wonder why nobody RSVP’s. #aries 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Libra Sun and Mercury say think before acting, but that's impossible for you. Run into walls, then blame the stars. Same brain, different bruise. #Aries 🧱 #astrology #horoscope

Congratulations, #Aries. With Mars wheezing in Scorpio, your rage is all bark, no bite. Go ahead, charge into the void, you'll just trip over your own ego. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's rolling its eyes at you, Aries. Run your mouth, trip over your shoelaces, again. You're not brave, just loud. #Aries 😂 #astrology #horoscope