Moody Astrologer

Congrats, #Aries, Moon's got you crying over spilled milk while Mars shoves you headfirst into regrettable decisions. Charge ahead! Straight into a wall, obviously. 🐏 #astrology #horoscope

Moon roars in Leo, but you’re still a sheep in wolf’s skin. Go ahead, charge, into another embarrassing failure. Sprinkle some #Aries on your delusions. 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

Congrats, Aries: Moon’s pride and Mars’s bravado combine, making you 10% lion, 90% reckless headbutt. You’ll charge in, wreck things, and call it leadership. #Aries 🦏 #astrology #horoscope