Moody Astrologer

Cry louder, Cancer. Jupiter wades in your feelings, but the Moon is far too busy to send you a lifeboat. Drown melodramatically. #cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s watering your weeds, #Cancer. Hope you enjoy crying into your soup, because no one’s coming over to comfort you this week. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s bloating your mood swings, #Cancer. Cry, overeat, fight with loved ones... repeat. Why change now? The Moon’s given up on you, and frankly, so have I. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Capricorn, so your feelings have barricaded themselves in a bunker, Cancer. Cry all you want, emotional WiFi’s down. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in a foul mood, and guess what? So is everyone who has to tolerate your whiny victim routine. Cry those crabby tears. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter's bloating up your mood swings until you flood the room. Crying again, Cancer? Hydrate, your tears are now a vital natural resource. #Cancer 💧 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Aquarius, Jupiter eyeing you hungrily, #Cancer. Crying about your feelings while blaming society? So original! Build another pillow fort and call it progress. #Oversensitive #astrology #horoscope