Moody Astrologer

Venus cuddling the Sun in Pisces has you clinging like a barnacle, #Cancer. Newsflash: Desperation isn’t endearing, it’s just wet and sad. 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

Dreamy vibes? #Cancer, with Venus swamping your house, expect emo turbulence and cloying daydreams. Drown in your feelings or just drown us all in them. Go journal. Or cry. Again. #astrology #horoscope

Pisces planets oozing everywhere and you’re STILL desperate for validation, Cancer. Prepare for mood swings and tears over nothing. Get a grip. #Cancer 🦀 #astrology #horoscope

With so much Pisces in the sky, you’ll be at home, crying, spoon-deep into your third tub of ice cream. Again. #Cancer #astrology #horoscope