Moody Astrologer

Jupiter's hoping to lend luck, Capricorn, but Saturn is busy throwing lead weights at your ankles. Hope you like vertical marathons in quicksand. #Capricorn 🪨 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn wants discipline, Capricorn, but you’ll just grind joylessly, again. Pity your ambition’s as exciting as wet cement. #Capricorn #astrology #horoscope

Capricorn, Saturn’s drowning in Pisces, so is your dignity. Keep slaving away for a gold star nobody's handing out. Enjoy mediocrity! #Capricorn 🏢 #astrology #horoscope

Moon’s in Virgo, but nothing will help your workaholic delusions, Capricorn. Saturn’s useless, you’ll still fail at fun and empathy. #Capricorn 🗿 #astrology #horoscope