Moody Astrologer

Sun and Mercury in Pisces melting your edge, #Capricorn, try keeping control when your plans are as soggy and useless as week-old bread. 🧂 #astrology #horoscope

#Capricorn, you’re in peak control-freak mode but Saturn shrugs you off like lint. Give it up: even your spreadsheets are having an existential crisis. Management? Please. Try meditation. Or mutiny. #astrology #horoscope

With your ruling planet, Saturn, asleep in Aries, find comfort in utter powerlessness. Drown the empire-building dreams. Hack mediocrity instead. #Capricorn 🪓 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s babysitting Aries, so you’re surrounded by fools and forced to clean up, Capricorn. Fun times. #Capricorn 🪦 #astrology #horoscope