Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s in Libra, #Gemini, so your double-talk is even more insufferable. Even your lies are polite now. Adorable, really. #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, enjoy Mercury in Libra, your two personalities might almost agree for once. If gossip burned calories, you’d be weightless. #Gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

#Gemini, with Mercury in Libra you’ll talk twice as much and say half as little. You think you’re clever, but you’re only noise pollution. Try listening? Nah, didn’t think so. #astrology #horoscope

With Mercury in Libra, you’ll try to charm both sides. Spoiler: your fence-sitting is so obvious, even the fence is embarrassed. Stop talking, start meaning it. #gemini #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Libra: you sound smart, yet say nothing. Congrats, Gemini! You win a gold medal in pointless babble, again. #Gemini 🗣️ #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Libra's got you talking in circles, again. #Gemini, you’ll bore your friends to death, then blame them for being shallow. Even you can’t keep up with your lies. 🦜 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Sag is wagging its finger, Gemini. Your gossip isn’t clever, it’s desperate. Everybody’s tuning you out. #Gemini 🙉 #astrology #horoscope