Moody Astrologer

Mercury’s in Sagittarius, Gemini, translation: mouth: 100, brain: 0. Everything you say today will sound dumber out loud. Enjoy your own echo chamber. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury's full of fire but you’re still flapping nonsense, Gemini. Try saying less and thinking more, for once. #Gemini #astrology #horoscope

Gemini, Mercury’s blazing, so your mouth runs marathons, shame your brain’s still fumbling shoelaces. Another day, another half-baked opinion. #Gemini 🤡 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury’s prancing in Sagittarius, dragging your brain to some new nonsense, Gemini. Your words will travel faster than your thoughts, and both are empty. #Gemini 🙄 #astrology #horoscope