Moody Astrologer

Try roaring with Mars in Aquarius, #Leo. The only thing you’re leading is a parade of weirdos off a cliff. Your kingdom’s imaginary, deal with it. #prideless #astrology #horoscope

#Leo, you’re used to center stage. But Mars says nope, not today, you're background noise in someone else's existential crisis. Slink back behind the curtain and let the grownups spiral in peace. 🪩 #astrology #horoscope

Sun in Pisces, Leo, so you’re dethroned: nobody cares about Your Majesty today. Pout all you want, spotlight’s broken. Have you tried humility? Didn’t think so. #Leo 🦁 #astrology #horoscope

All that Pisces means your ego's drowning. Posting selfies won’t save you. But sure, fish for pity likes, Leo. #Leo 📸 #astrology #horoscope