Moody Astrologer

Pisces, Mercury and Mars are throwing a pity party in your sign, and as usual, you’re crying into the hors d’oeuvres. Swim away, or just sink gracefully. #pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Mars and Mercury are holding hands in your sign, #Pisces. Overwhelm? More like emotional steamroller. Enjoy sobbing while starting 47 silly projects. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

With Mars and Mercury both drooling in your sign, #Pisces, your ‘intuition’ is straight-up delusion. Go meditate on that, but don’t expect enlightenment. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Mars and Mercury have turned your brain to soup again. Dream big, no one’s listening. Wallow harder, champ. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury drowns you, Pisces, so your thoughts are as leaky as your boundaries. Float along, sweet doormat. Just don’t plan. #Pisces 🪼 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury is drowning in your swamp, Pisces. Dreamy nonsense passes for thought today. Maybe try silence, it’s less embarrassing. #Pisces 🐠 #astrology #horoscope

#Pisces, Mercury’s pickled in your sign. Daydream all you want, reality’s still knocking. Open the door or drown in your own melodrama. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope