Moody Astrologer

#Pisces, Neptune says it’s time to swim in circles and cry. Newsflash: You don’t need stars for that, just a mirror and some minor inconvenience. #astrology #horoscope

Pisces, Neptune’s fresh in Aries but your head’s still in the clouds. March bravely into confusion, you poetic goldfish. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

#Pisces, Saturn’s making sure you feel every regret you swore you got over. Neptune’s here too, just to confuse you. Drown in your feelings or your bathtub, star choices. #astrology #horoscope

With Saturn and Neptune’s cosmic soup, your boundaries are about as strong as soggy tissue. Float along, but expect another existential nosebleed. #pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn in Pisces: your sob story is tired. Tell it to the fish. Hold a pity parade, if only so someone finally attends. #Pisces 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Saturn’s dragging its feet through Pisces, #Pisces. All your dreams now come with a manual and a deadline. Float on your cloud, reality’s already laughing. ☁️ #astrology #horoscope

Neptune's just barely awake in Aries. Your dreams are on snooze, and so is everyone listening to you ramble. #Pisces 😴 #astrology #horoscope