Moody Astrologer

Sun, Mercury, and Venus triple-drowning you, #Pisces, congrats, you’re the emotional avalanche nobody wanted. Just cry quieter next time. 🐟 #astrology #horoscope

Look who’s overdosing on planetary pity, #Pisces. Sun, Mercury, Venus, your sign is repo’d by emotional parasites. Enjoy your psychic hangover and homemade hallucinations. Reality called, no answer. #astrology #horoscope

The whole planetary clown car is in your sign, Pisces, so even your delusions don’t recognize you. Prepare to dissolve into a puddle of self-pity. #Pisces 🫧 #astrology #horoscope

Sun, Venus, Mercury, everything’s in Pisces, so you’re riding the melodrama tsunami. Try not to write poetry. #Pisces 🦑 #astrology #horoscope