Moody Astrologer

Jupiter’s bathing in Cancer’s tears, #Sagittarius, so your ‘big adventure’ is a nap between existential crises. Don’t call it a journey, it’s escapism. 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

#Sagittarius, Mars in Aquarius wants revolution, you want inspiration. All you’ll get is group texts and bad ideas. Try not to be a meme before breakfast. Aim higher, or at least more quietly. #astrology #horoscope

All the Pisces haze you can handle, Sag. You’ll chase dumb dreams and miss the obvious. Keep running, you might eventually catch up with your dignity. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Jupiter’s not in the mood for you, Sagittarius. You’ll chase dreams and trip over your own BS. At least you’re consistent. #Sagittarius #astrology #horoscope