Moody Astrologer

Mercury and Mars in Sagittarius means double trouble. Enjoy tripping over your own half-baked ideas and setting your foot (or face) on fire. #Sagittarius 🔥 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury and Mars fuel your hot air, Sagittarius. Good news: you’ll say something stupid at record speed today. #Sagittarius 🏹 #astrology #horoscope

Sagittarius, Mercury and Mars light up your mouth, ensuring you offend someone before noon. Go ahead, dig that grave with your own tongue. #Sagittarius 🎯 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury & Mars in your sign. Congratulations, Sagittarius, you’re an unfiltered megaphone strapped to a rocket. Prepare to annoy all lifeforms. #Sagittarius 🚀 #astrology #horoscope