Moody Astrologer

Mars sulks in Aquarius, #Scorpio, so your passion feels more like a WiFi outage, sudden, cold, pointless. Go ahead and plot… nothing works today. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

#Scorpio, your shadow-lurking skills are wasted when everyone’s swimming in nostalgia goo. Want drama? All you’ll find is collective whimpering. Hunt elsewhere or join the pity party. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in airy Aquarius means your stings miss, Scorpio. Flirt, plot, fail: no one fears your drama today. All bark, zero bite. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars in Aquarius, Scorpio, you’re intense, but now also weird. Mix that with your paranoia and voilà: human repellent. #Scorpio ☠️ #astrology #horoscope