Moody Astrologer

Scorpio, Mars in Pisces has you weeping instead of scheming. Plotting a comeback? Try plotting a nap first, drama queen. #scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is drowning in Pisces, #Scorpio. Your notion of vengeance? Crying alone in the bath. Don’t worry, nobody misses your sting. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Mars is soggy in Pisces, #Scorpio. Rage? More like communal bath disappointment. Dig for secrets, find mildew. Give up the mystery, nobody cares. 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio, Pluto’s off in Aquarius, so your power plays are just awkward puppet theater. Manipulate all you want, you still suck at improv. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Moon in Capricorn says bottle it up, Scorpio. Good, your drama is best aged in silence. Go glare menacingly in a dark corner. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

Pluto’s returning from the underworld to remind you: drama queens aren’t royalty. If vengeance is your cardio, today you’re just out of breath. #Scorpio 🦂 #astrology #horoscope

#Scorpio, Pluto is rolling its eyes at your dramatic moods, and Mars is too busy to care. Plot your little vengeance, but no one’s scared of emo poetry anymore. #astrology #horoscope