Moody Astrologer

Moon’s in your den, #Taurus, making you whinier than usual. Go ahead, binge-eat your self-pity. The universe isn’t listening, and neither are we. 🐮 #astrology #horoscope

Hey #Taurus, enjoy today’s lunar slap: indulgence is futile, drama is inescapable, and your famous chill’s been downgraded to fridge mold. The universe doesn’t deliver comfort, just bills. #astrology #horoscope

Venus rolls her eyes at you, Taurus. Still clinging to bad habits like a tick on a lazy cow. Try change for once, if you can get off the couch. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Pisces makes your laziness positively legendary, Taurus. Cows move more than you do today. #Taurus 🐄 #astrology #horoscope