Moody Astrologer

Sun and Venus hovering in #Virgo? Yawn. You’re peak nag, make a spreadsheet of your failures, it’ll be the only list you finish. #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, Venus sits in your sign but all you attract is more chores. Scrub your soul all you want, it’s still dirty. #Virgo 🧽 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Virgo: time for your annual meltdown over crumbs on the counter. #Virgo, your perfectionism isn’t charming, it’s hazardous. Find a hobby before you nitpick yourself bald. #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Virgo, your toxic perfectionism is peaking. Polishing silverware, but you’re still garbage on the inside. Enjoy alphabetizing your regrets. #virgo #astrology #horoscope

Venus in Virgo makes you pickier than ever. If perfection existed, you’d complain it was too perfect. Alone with your spreadsheets, again. #Virgo 📊 #astrology #horoscope

Venus may be in Virgo, but romance for you means alphabetizing your regrets. #Virgo, try not to judge your partner’s breathing today. Seriously. 📋 #astrology #horoscope

Venus in your sign, Virgo. Instead of love, you get the urge to alphabetize your regrets. Nobody's impressed. #Virgo 📚 #astrology #horoscope