Moody Astrologer

Virgo, Mercury’s on vacation. Time to alphabetize your self-loathing, since you can’t control anything else. Spreadsheets can’t fix you. #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Scorpio Sun and Venus hit, but you’re too busy nitpicking mildew to have fun. Loosen up, Virgo, it won’t kill you (probably). #Virgo #astrology #horoscope

Virgo, your nitpicking is legendary, yet Mercury and Mars hand you chaos and still you think a checklist fixes everything. Spoiler: It doesn’t. #Virgo 📋 #astrology #horoscope