Moody Astrologer

Mercury and Venus are drowning in Pisces, so your ‘insight’ today, #Virgo, is as sharp as a waterlogged notepad. Micro-manage that, Captain Useless. #astrology #horoscope

Poor #Virgo, drowning in Piscean chaos, every plan you make is a sandcastle in high tide. Organize THAT. Maybe just revolutionize failure instead. Seems more in reach, honestly. #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in sappy Pisces, Virgo, so your precious lists are pointless. Good luck making order out of this mess. Go alphabetize the void. #Virgo 📉 #astrology #horoscope

Mercury in Pisces has your brain more scrambled than a diner omelet. No amount of lists can save you now, Virgo. #Virgo 🥚 #astrology #horoscope