Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on November 27th, 2024. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19 • Fire Sign
Looks like it's party time for you, Aries! With fiery Mars banging about in Leo, your enthusiasm could blind you to reality. Try not to charge in like the fool you are. Control that wild energy or you might end up with another embarrassing mess. 🤦🔥 #aries #astrology
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in sagittarius | 5° 13' |
| moon in libra | 17° 59' |
| mercury in sagittarius | 22° 36' |
| venus in capricorn | 18° 2' |
| mars in leo | 5° 31' |
| jupiter in gemini | 17° 43' |
| saturn in pisces | 12° 48' |
| uranus in taurus | 24° 49' |
| neptune in pisces | 27° 9' |
| pluto in aquarius | 0° 8' |
