Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on December 22nd, 2024. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Scorpio
Oct 23 - Nov 21 • Water Sign
Scorpio, with those brooding depths at bay while watching the stars swirl into a sarcastic laughter, obsessing over what doesn't matter is child’s play. Distractions choke your passion—rise as a phoenix or continue wallowing! 🦂 #scorpio #astrology
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in capricorn | 0° 37' |
| moon in virgo | 20° 30' |
| mercury in sagittarius | 9° 1' |
| venus in aquarius | 16° 45' |
| mars in leo | 4° 37' |
| jupiter in gemini | 14° 22' |
| saturn in pisces | 13° 50' |
| uranus in taurus | 23° 54' |
| neptune in pisces | 27° 11' |
| pluto in aquarius | 0° 46' |
