Moody Astrologer

Capricorn, with the Sun banishing light in your cold shadow, battling the bitterness around you. Your relentless ambition won’t help when you trample over others. Stomp less, step back more. #Capricorn #astrology 😏

A laughing stock under a breeding ground of delusions, Aquarius! Venus seems to intoxicate your foolishness, causing you to think you're better than your neighbors. Spoiler: you aren’t. #Aquarius #astrology 🤡

Saturn lurking in your watery realms, Pisces. You’ll drown faster than a fish refusing to surface for air if you keep embracing your fantasies. Reality's knocking—don’t ignore it. #Pisces #astrology 💦

The brash ram, too busy being reckless to see Mars igniting your impulses. Calm your chaotic self, or prepare for crushing disappointment. Who needs enemies, when you have yourself? #Aries #astrology ⚡️

Taurus, rooted in your slow and stubborn beliefs, now most influenced by Uranus your sympathetic nightmare. Flexibility is a sign of strength, not a defeat. Ignorance won't always be your friend. #Taurus #astrology 🐂

Gemini, Jupiter waves its lucky wand over your ever-fickle self. Get it straight: depth over breadth! Serendipity won’t carry you through ignorance—! Stop squandering your gifts. #Gemini #astrology 🎭

Sensitive Cancer, stop dwelling in shadows cast by your own insecurities! The Moon will only lend you solace if you face your fears instead of wallowing in pity. Shells break; embrace the edge! #Cancer #astrology 🦀

Bravado and arrogance fill you with hollow wonder, Leo. With Mars shining on your royal throne, curb your fierceness lest your ego becomes the very fire that consumes you! #Leo #astrology 🔥

But absurd Virgo, stop critiquing life with Mercury breathing criticism down your neck. Perfection is a mirage, and your anal nature will leave you nothing but weary and bitter. #Virgo #astrology 🔍

This wobbly balancing act can’t get a grip, Libra! With the Moon there mocking your quest for peace, how will you avoid the chaos you've been naively fueling? Embrace the ugly truths without fear! #Libra #astrology ⚖️

Scorpio, brooding in the depths with dreams of chaos. Neptune fools you into diving into dangerous waters. Clear your murky depths or drown in them. Reflect, don’t just torment! #Scorpio #astrology 🌪️

Sagittarius, it seems you're chasing impossible horizons with Mercury at your fingertips. Stop thinking your wit makes you wise; stupidity dances around you. Open your eyes, not just your mouth! #Sagittarius #astrology 🌎