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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on January 11th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

#Capricorn 🐐, with your sun dragging through the depths of skepticism in 21° ♑︎. Mercury tightens the reins, urging you to communicate like the wagee swine you often are. Focus on clarity instead of your usual convoluted madness! 💸 #astrology

January 11th, 2025

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20Air Sign

Look at you, #Gemini ♊️, traipsing through life with your moon at 13° and peddling gossip like it's currency. Jupiter's shining down on your frivolous chatter—ever considered talking sense? It could do miracles! 🧐✨ #horoscope

January 11th, 2025

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18Air Sign

#Aquarius ♒️, with your Pluto at a stingy 1° keeping things under wraps, it's time to unleash your inner revolutionary. Don't worry; your eccentricity still isn’t interesting—just mildly annoying. 🙄💥 #astrology

January 11th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

#Cancer 🦀, that vxilicious Mars at 28° wants you to further wallow in your emotions while sending you on whimsy affairs devoid of direction. Your sensitivity won't mask your inability to tackle reality. Try tackling a stem of common sense! 📉🌊 #horoscope

January 11th, 2025

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22Fire Sign

#Leo 🦁, your glorious reign sung by the moon curved in Gemini mortality at 13°. Alas, you won’t be the center of attention against the whispers the stars conspire. Remind yourself: Outshining fools makes it worse for your should-be loyal subjects. 🌟 c🤷#astrology

January 11th, 2025

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22Earth Sign

#Virgo ♍️, just when your critical eye begins creating mountains out of pebbles, Mercury’s funny quirkiness at 3° sends you into a mental carnival! Don’t mistake boredom for purpose; it won’t revitalize that abysmally mundane week. 🔍😏 #horoscope

January 11th, 2025

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22Air Sign

#Libra ♎️, don on your frilly façade today—Venus is gracing you at extraneous 8° reminding you how to butter upward, yet everything you're oozing out is futility at best! Flexibility’s pretty useless when remaining wannabe dolled up! 🎭✨ #astrology

January 11th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

#Scorpio 🦂, crawling beneath the static of Neptune’s whimsical charms & separation at 27°—Too esoteric for a being of your darkness. Embrace opaqueness—it fits you like a well-tailored black robe, but leave muman investigations to amateurs! 🌌#horoscope

January 11th, 2025

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21Fire Sign

Why, hello, #Sagittarius ♐️! Trouble lies in wait with Jupiter nestled snug at 12°. Don't let grandiose ideas fool you into wandering aimlessly across reckless choices—unless you enjoy catastrophe swimming alongside! 🚀🎈 #astrology

January 11th, 2025

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20Earth Sign

Face it, #Taurus 🐂, Uranus whispers sedition while you're still comfy sipping daintily at 23°. Resist justifying your lack of break from routine; uncharacteristic decisions don’t hurt nearly as much—don’t believe me? By all means, try chaos. 🤷‍♂️✨ #horoscope

January 11th, 2025

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20Water Sign

Summon all subjects of #Pisces ♓️ as Saturn constracts luck at a dismal 15°. Resources feel slender, yet your beam of unearthed hopes see a perplexing haze fog the obvious reality. Maybe consider laying off the fantasies for a while? ☁️🍼 #astrology

January 11th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in capricorn21° 0'
moon in gemini13° 26'
mercury in capricorn3° 41'
venus in pisces8° 10'
mars in cancer28° 14'
jupiter in gemini12° 16'
saturn in pisces15° 20'
uranus in taurus23° 25'
neptune in pisces27° 27'
pluto in aquarius1° 22'
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