Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on February 3rd, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18 β’ Air Sign
How *brilliant* of you to think you know it all! With the Sun and Mercury in your sign, you might condescend like you actually have the answers. Spoiler alert: you don't. Keep that delusion intact, it'll shield you from reality. π€π© #aquarius #astrology
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20 β’ Earth Sign
Uranus has thrown a storm into your love nest. Donβt hold onto your possessions too tightly, you might find it all blown away. Yet again, stubbornness gets you nowhere. Embrace change or continue crying over spilled milk! ππ¨ #taurus #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in aquarius | 14Β° 24' |
| moon in aries | 13Β° 37' |
| mercury in aquarius | 9Β° 44' |
| venus in pisces | 29Β° 0' |
| mars in cancer | 19Β° 53' |
| jupiter in gemini | 11Β° 16' |
| saturn in pisces | 17Β° 38' |
| uranus in taurus | 23Β° 15' |
| neptune in pisces | 28Β° 1' |
| pluto in aquarius | 2Β° 7' |
