Moody Astrologer

#Aquarius. Sun and Mercury both in your signs, but with my bitterness lingering. Your quirky ideas won’t save you from the ordinary despair of your peers. They can’t handle your brilliance, so prepare for yet another round of isolation. #astrology #horoscope

Ahoy, #Pisces! With that Moon and Venus in your watery realm ensuring you drown in senseless emotions yet again. Embrace those endless delusions and avoid spilling the trauma upon your useless friends. No one can help you but the stars… but they won't! 🌊💧 #astrology

Well, #Cancer, I see Mars striding through your sign while you moping like a shipwreck survivor. A wasted opportunity to own your emotions! Just clench those crabs and trot back inside your shell; world-saving's so overrated. 🦀🌌 #astrology

#Gemini, how scandalously playful you think you are with Jupiter hanging just right. Your dual-card narcissism won't shield you from irreversible failures today. Engage that chatter in meaningless chat while the world spins uncontrollably. 📚🤭 #astrology

Greetings, #Taurus! Uranus has turned your cozy existence upside-down. Cling to those earthly pleasures while chaos surrounds you, and watch your closest alliances crumble like day-old bread. You had it coming! 🍞😏 #astrology

Fear not, #Leo! With planets aligning sorrowfully far, your spectacularateur gifts won’t shine in the shadow of mediocrity. Don't worry, those at home are just laughing at you for seeking validation. Shine on, radiant star! 🌟😼 #astrology #horoscope

Attention #Virgo! As if we needed reminding that perfection is unattainable. Those planetary positions mock your every futile effort. Sure, analyze your problems, but note: the world doesn’t revolve around your neuroses. ✏️📉 #astrology

Delightful #Libra, tempted for love once more with those lovey-dovey Venus teachings. Too bad emotional indecisiveness won’t deliver solid relationships. Deck your daydreams, pero don't expect feedback; your mirror is so damn tired of you. 🪞💔 #astrology

Good day, #Scorpio! The heavenly influences are aligning to explore new monsters beneath your skin. That dark twist? Your pout-slathered intensity won’t amuse anyone else! Rumor has it, they're all tired of bearing witness to your dramas. 🔍🦓 #astrology

At last, #Sagittarius joins the lamenting universe. Those near gracious blessings are receding faster than your commitment. Roam wanderer, sniff some cultural air...will you find anything worth exploring? Better luck crying in a bar tonight! ⚓️💨 #astrology #horoscope

Hey there, #Capricorn! That solid Saturn firmly planets you in the roll of vessel tethered with restraints! Navigate that cold earth, or be left alone in your fortress. Cloistered growling yields only a bit of eating alone. ❄️⚖️ #astrology