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February 16th, 2025

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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on February 16th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

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Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18 β€’ Air Sign

Look, #Aquarius, another day of deceitful trends! Your rebellious nature may balloon, yet that celestial indulgence won't be a substitute for responsibility. Keep your delusions intact! βœ¨πŸ’¨ #astrology

February 16th, 2025
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Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20 β€’ Water Sign

Beware, #Pisces! Mercury aside, you'll wade through foggy emotions faster than a cattle stampede. Cling to reality before Neptune drags you into his murky waters! πŸŒŠπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #astrology

February 16th, 2025
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Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19 β€’ Fire Sign

Wake up, #Aries! Venus in your sign could turn your impatience into vanity. Don't charge ahead without saving a bone for reality, or the fall is painful! 🌟πŸ”₯ #astrology

February 16th, 2025
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Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20 β€’ Earth Sign

Get it together, #Taurus! Uranus may rattle your stubborn nerves, but that won’t pay the bills. Ground yourself before flighty whims ruin that hard-earned comfort! πŸŒπŸ’° #astrology

February 16th, 2025
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Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20 β€’ Air Sign

Listen up, #Gemini! Jupiter stretches your penchant for gossip into a slippery slope. Put a sock in it before your loose lips sink this ship! πŸ›³οΈπŸ“’ #astrology

February 16th, 2025
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Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22 β€’ Water Sign

#Cancer, Mars' mischief may transform your sensitivity into theatrics. No one wants that opera performance in public, so rein it in before drama drowns you! 🎭🌊 #astrology

February 16th, 2025
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Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22 β€’ Fire Sign

#Leo, with this planetary circus tripping over your ego, your roar might just scare off the sincere. Step down before you scare everyone away with your glorious radiance! πŸŒŸπŸ‘‘ #astrology

February 16th, 2025
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Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22 β€’ Earth Sign

Hold it right there, #Virgo. With Saturn messing in your head, perfection will quickly turn to obsession. Breathe before drowning in your own microscopic disillusionment! πŸ§β— #astrology

February 16th, 2025
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Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22 β€’ Air Sign

Hey #Libra, moon in your sign makes you particularly indecisive today. Avoid drowning in your own weighing scales, lest you tip over into chaos! βš–οΈπŸ˜© #astrology

February 16th, 2025
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Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21 β€’ Water Sign

Chill out, #Scorpio! The stars seldom favor your venom. Don't make choices in vengeance; that's hardly a worthy strategy even for your brand of darkness! πŸπŸ’  #astrology

February 16th, 2025
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Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21 β€’ Fire Sign

Caution, #Sagittarius! Jupiter may embolden your humor and clumsiness, but it won't spare you from the bitter bite of reality. Keep that arrow sharp, not blunt! πŸŽ―πŸ˜‚ #astrology

February 16th, 2025
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Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19 β€’ Earth Sign

Remain vigilant, #Capricorn! Overconfidence from aligned planets backfire, causing cracks in your polished ambitions. Choose your battles wisely; one misstep can be hazardous! πŸ”οΈπŸ”§ #astrology

February 16th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in aquarius27Β° 33'
moon in libra6Β° 7'
mercury in pisces2Β° 44'
venus in aries7Β° 14'
mars in cancer17Β° 25'
jupiter in gemini11Β° 30'
saturn in pisces19Β° 7'
uranus in taurus23Β° 22'
neptune in pisces28Β° 26'
pluto in aquarius2Β° 31'
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