Moody Astrologer

#Sagittarius, can we talk about the irony of your philosophical rants filling empty spaces? No Jupiter fortune can fix your habit of saying outlandish things without thinking. Life isn’t a never-ending joke! 🚀 #astrology

Sagittarius, time to relinquish grand notions as Jupiter shivers with shadows. No, not everything needs deep philosophical expansion, not every pan moment needs to be a saga! Trim the fat out of that insipid optimism! #Sagittarius 🎯 #astrology

Hey #Sagittarius, tired of your misguided optimism? Well, Jupiter fused with haunting gloom in Gemini suits your luck perfectly, bad decisions masquerading as adventures! You’ve Neptune to thank, big wind, little concept... 😏🌊 #astrology

Jupiter’s in your lies, Sagittarius! The hilarious, adventurous hunter now tends a garden of half-baked dreams and comedic escapism. If discipline were money, you might be declaring bankruptcy! Fortune favors the bold, except you. 🏹 #astrology #sagittarius

Jupiter lighting your dim wisdom won’t save you now, Sagittarius. Attempting to be a know-it-all will only land you in trouble. Explore the absurdity of life instead of trying to philosophize everything you breathe? 🎈 #sagittarius #astrology

Soar, utterly obnoxious Sagittarians! Jupiter cheering you on from the sidelines tempts you to spread that verbal wildfire; remember that arrogance seldom garners friendliness. And cause after that excessive joy, surveys will come and reckon with insanity! 🏹 #astrology #sagittarius

Caution, #Sagittarius! Jupiter may embolden your humor and clumsiness, but it won't spare you from the bitter bite of reality. Keep that arrow sharp, not blunt! 🎯😂 #astrology