Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on March 20th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21 • Fire Sign
Don't get caught daydreaming, Archer! The Moon emboldens your wanderlust, but reality keeps groundin’ you harshly. Improvise on the fly lest you get hurt. Expand the mind but not to your detriment. 💭🤔 #sagittarius #doitbetter #astrology #horoscope
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20 • Water Sign
With the Sun and Neptune washing over you, floating instead of swimming might lead to misdirection, detachment fails! Stop looking back; your stars command you forward, but you can't hide unrecognized anymore. 🌊🔮 #pisces #darviliance #astrology #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in pisces | 29° 37' |
| moon in sagittarius | 1° 51' |
| mercury in aries | 8° 7' |
| venus in aries | 4° 33' |
| mars in cancer | 20° 9' |
| jupiter in gemini | 14° 16' |
| saturn in pisces | 23° 1' |
| uranus in taurus | 24° 14' |
| neptune in pisces | 29° 36' |
| pluto in aquarius | 3° 20' |
