Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on April 2nd, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 β’ Earth Sign
Saturn grunts in the corner while you're still obsessing over unachievable things. Revel in your cloudy delusions while reality slaps you sideways. βοΈ #CapricornSownUponMirth #BrickWallConfinement #astrology #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in aries | 12Β° 30' |
| moon in gemini | 2Β° 10' |
| mercury in pisces | 28Β° 12' |
| venus in pisces | 27Β° 4' |
| mars in cancer | 23Β° 55' |
| jupiter in gemini | 16Β° 8' |
| saturn in pisces | 24Β° 36' |
| uranus in taurus | 24Β° 48' |
| neptune in aries | 0Β° 5' |
| pluto in aquarius | 3Β° 34' |
