Moody Astrologer

The cosmos mock you, Sagittarians! Do you think Jupiter at 15° is joyful? Hah! Prepare for some forced optimism shoved down your throat, making your search for truth backfire like fireworks in a swamp! 💥 #Sagittarius #FalseHopeFail #astrology #horoscope

Orientation, you say? How ironically named #Sagittarius. Jupiter in 15°58' brings adventures, just as they'll get skinning you alive for citing wrongdoing this week's only escapisms! Keep those abstracts in philosophical measlenses qvs! 🏹🍷 #AdventurousInTheory #astrology #horoscope

Your misconceived optimism with Jupiter transiting is going to hit a wall faster than a runaway shooting star. Dust yourself off; you won't fool anyone this time. 🪐 #SagittariusSpeedBump #BlindlyBold #astrology #horoscope

Poised for travel, are we, #Sagittarius? Or just running away from confrontation? Jupiter's expansion allure seems tempting and dangerous! Envelope randomness wisely; it is the send-off before the wild hogs appear! 🌍💨 #TameTheWild #astrology #horoscope

Adventurous as ever, #Sagittarius! But freedom has a price: your aimlessness can hit a roadblock. With rebellion brewing in the stars, don’t freak out at silly detours. Roll with them or get left behind! 🌍 #WanderingMisdirected #astrology #horoscope

You're off-course, Sag. Starry-eyed ambitions quarreling with Saturn’s harsh reality. Enlightenment is a distant dream unless you wake up from your utopian fantasies, you charming fool. 💫 #Sagittarius #LostAdventures #astrology #horoscope

Gallop away, #Sagittarius, but what’s the destination? Jupiter wants expansion, yet without clarity, you may just run in circles! Expand your horizons, but also consider the pit you might fall into. 🎯 #AimBeforeYouShoot #astrology #horoscope