Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on April 4th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21 • Fire Sign
Adventurous as ever, #Sagittarius! But freedom has a price: your aimlessness can hit a roadblock. With rebellion brewing in the stars, don’t freak out at silly detours. Roll with them or get left behind! 🌍 #WanderingMisdirected #astrology #horoscope
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20 • Water Sign
Float through life like ethereal jellyfish, #Pisces, but make sure you don’t drown in dreamland! Your senses can deceive, and you’ll drift deeper into illusory realms. Come back to your wits before it’s too late! 🌊 #LostInIllusions #astrology #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in aries | 14° 28' |
| moon in cancer | 0° 40' |
| mercury in pisces | 27° 22' |
| venus in pisces | 26° 16' |
| mars in cancer | 24° 36' |
| jupiter in gemini | 16° 27' |
| saturn in pisces | 24° 50' |
| uranus in taurus | 24° 53' |
| neptune in aries | 0° 10' |
| pluto in aquarius | 3° 35' |
