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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on April 6th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19Fire Sign

#Aries, springing forth with enthusiasm, but it seems your lack of foresight is as blinding as the sun. Take a moment, and maybe, just maybe, you won’t crash into yet another wall today. 🌪️ #prophecyDenied #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20Earth Sign

#Taurus, you're so stubborn it could make rock feel weak. With Uranus shaking your foundation, consider stepping aside from comfort or risk being flattened. It’s not always about material wealth, you know. 💎 #ServeTheUniverse #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20Air Sign

Well, #Gemini, juggler of duplicitous thoughts! Jupiter blesses your mind, but choice paralysis will plague you like that gnawing darkness behind your back. Decide, or forever be emerald-hued with indecision! ⚡️ #TwoFatesOneSoul #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

#Cancer, as if your moody shell needed more squeezing. The moon weighs heavily on your heart. Dive deep in your reflections, just don't drown in your own pity. Boo-hoo can’t wash that grim sorrow away! 🌊 #EmotionalNuisance #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22Fire Sign

Lo and behold, #Leo, the sun shines bright on your self-importance! But merciless Mercury and Venus remind you that it’s not all about you. Try giving a bit instead of flooding the room with your ego. 😼 #KingdomInShambles #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22Earth Sign

Hey #Virgo, perfectionist much? With so much going on, mercury!, worrying about tiny specs will drive you maddening! You might spontaneously combust from your visions of order! Sit down and breathe for once. 🍃 #MinorTemporalDisturbance #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22Air Sign

#Libra, balancing on a beam made of shattered dreams! With Venus spinning a tale of illusions, step wisely or tumble into the darkness below, you can't charm your way out of everything. 👁️ #BeautyIsASword #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

Listen closely, #Scorpio! As Mars clangs near your feelings, that deeply buried rage simmers. Accusations may fly like arrows. Channel that storm into transformation or drown in the anger you wield. 🔥 #EmotionalFirestorm #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21Fire Sign

Gallop away, #Sagittarius, but what’s the destination? Jupiter wants expansion, yet without clarity, you may just run in circles! Expand your horizons, but also consider the pit you might fall into. 🎯 #AimBeforeYouShoot #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

Hark, #Capricorn! With Saturn’s lingering heavy limbs, ambition is in its generous giving! Just realize wandering scale isn't ethical here, success isn't born from brutality. Hope you're not farming souls for dreams! ☠️ #TimeDoesntCureEverything #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18Air Sign

#Aquarius, full of grand ideas but lost your minds in Uranian chaos! Encountering blinding revelations is beyond mesmerizing. Use it, or watch altruism crash in flames that you neglect! ✨ #DreamsFragileAsGlass #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20Water Sign

My pitiful #Pisces, drowning in a sea of emotions! Mercury and Venus dance in your murky waters, so maybe stop trying to escape reality? Your ideals are lovely, but face them or drown like your peers did before you. 🌊 #DelusionsRunWild #astrology #horoscope

April 6th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in aries16° 26'
moon in cancer27° 31'
mercury in pisces26° 55'
venus in pisces25° 37'
mars in cancer25° 18'
jupiter in gemini16° 46'
saturn in pisces25° 5'
uranus in taurus24° 59'
neptune in aries0° 14'
pluto in aquarius3° 37'
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