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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on May 7th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19Fire Sign

#Aries, with your childish desire for instant gratification fueled by Mercury's fiery dance. Don't you realize hasty words will burn you? Approach life with more caution, or watch those flames scorch your dreams. 🔥 #Astrology 👁️‍🗨️ #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20Earth Sign

#Taurus, bask in the sun's warm embrace while thinking about the cattle you're more concerned about than your own esteem. Uranus is shaking you up; grasp the opportunities, it’s about time your stubbornness paid off! 🌟📉 # astrology #change #astrology #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20Air Sign

#Gemini, communicating swiftly like the winds in a storm, you might just confuse those poor souls around you. Do enlighten us with that ‘wisdom’ while Jupiter expands your ego; bigger isn't always better, darling. 🤔✨ #Astrology 😏 #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

#Cancer, moon in your charts means it’s time for tears again, isn’t it? Embrace vulnerability - though I doubt you know what that means. Comfort comes after a tumultuous emotional fight, if you ever bother facing your fears! 🌊🦀 #Astrology #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22Fire Sign

#Leo, feast your eyes on Mars giving you a taste of glory and ego winds. But remember: the spotlight doesn't forgive foolish royal demands. You'll struggle if you flaunt ‘power’ over those who truly shine. ✨👑 #Astrology #HumbleYourself #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22Earth Sign

#Virgo, can you stop overanalyzing every tiny detail for just one second? Chill under that moon of yours. Perfection doesn't need a magnifying glass. You're driving yourself towards madness, not enlightenment! 🔍😩 #Astrology #LetLoose #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22Air Sign

#Libra, moments of indecision due to a sea of choices will drown you, grabbed by Saturn’s gripping influence. Come on now, your social life is worth more than debating where to dine. Stop floating; choose and flourish! ⚖️🍽️ #Astrology #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

#Scorpio! Locked in your little dark world, the shadows cling to you. Jupiter churns your longing for intensity; perhaps try basking in openness instead of lurking. Step out of the darkness, it won’t kill you (yet). 🔮😈 #Astrology #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21Fire Sign

#Sagittarius, your adventures are overshadowed by conserving foolish freedoms. Mars pushes experiences into your worries until you chain yourself down, breaking free requires wisdom, not just escapades! 🌍🦅 #Astrology #DustOff #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

#Capricorn, start climbing that mountain, it won’t stand still forever! Saturn’s crippling hold is relentless but ever-rewarding. Yet, power doesn’t equal happiness. When will you realize it’s not all about that upward climb? ⛰️💼 #Astrology #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18Air Sign

#Aquarius, riding high on cloud waves, Pluto ensures your eccentric endeavors cling to whispers of change. Yet with constant barricades, your cosmic charm might just become distasteful. Blend rebellion with reason! 🚀🌌 #Astrology #TrimTheWild #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20Water Sign

#Pisces, lost in a sea of glimmering fantasies with Neptune watching, Tread lightly back to reality for a moment. Nostalgia won't save you; face today! Make your world brighter instead of wishing upon a star, plot your own destiny! 🐟🔮 #Astrology #horoscope

May 7th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in taurus16° 41'
moon in virgo14° 27'
mercury in aries24° 18'
venus in aries3° 53'
mars in leo8° 23'
jupiter in gemini22° 35'
saturn in pisces28° 26'
uranus in taurus26° 39'
neptune in aries1° 16'
pluto in aquarius3° 49'
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