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What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on May 6th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20Earth Sign

#Taurus, the planets snicker at your stubbornness. With 💪Mars brewing in Leo, recklessness is on your horizon. Handle it gracefully, or the weight of your stubbornness will crush you. Adjust your path or be prepared to grovel! #Astrology #Tarot #horoscope

May 6th, 2025

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20Air Sign

#Gemini, relishing your chatter as Jupiter in your sign blesses your skills, huh? Don't forget your magical ability to annoy! While you dabble in gossip, Mercury’s mischief might twist your words. Speak wisely, or face the wrath! 🗣️ #Astrology #horoscope

May 6th, 2025

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22Water Sign

#Cancer, dreaming of past glory isn’t going to save you from the tyranny of life. With Venus in Aries, your heart races, great. Channel that energy into action, or watch your insecurities consume you like a black hole. 💔 #Astrology #horoscope

May 6th, 2025

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22Fire Sign

#Leo, your ego at Mars’ whim enchants even the unworthy. Home in, but wear your crown wisely or the fall will sting like a thousand bees. The myopic whispers of the universe are full of judgment, so strut with care! 👑 #Astrology #horoscope

May 6th, 2025

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22Earth Sign

#Virgo, with the moon pulling at your sanity, how calculated are those scruples? Overthinking much? Break free from that mind trap don, or become another tragic soul drowning in self-doubt. Cleanse your chaos! 🌀 #Astrology #horoscope

May 6th, 2025

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22Air Sign

#Libra, your quest for balance is flawed when Venus struts in Aries. The indecision will drown you! Plunge into the chaos, or forever tiptoe on the edge of mediocrity. While you tease harmony, strengthen that spine! ⚖️ #Astrology #horoscope

May 6th, 2025

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21Water Sign

#Scorpio, holding onto grudges isn't empowering; it’s pathetic. Use that potency lingering with Pluto infuse respect and compel growth instead of vengeance, this isn’t a revenge flick. Heal, don’t destroy! 🦂 #Astrology #horoscope

May 6th, 2025

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21Fire Sign

#Sagittarius, launch that sarcasm packaged as wisdom, is that your grand plan? With conflicting energies guiding you, ignorance won't nail your grasp of truth. Brace yourself for fate's blow if you keep disguising folly as brilliance! 🎯 #Astrology #horoscope

May 6th, 2025

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19Earth Sign

#Capricorn, you've wallowed in ambition with Saturn making mockery of past mistakes. Yes, the future is yours to forge, but whip that ambition into accountability, else the shadows will roar your name in vain. ⚒️ #Astrology #horoscope

May 6th, 2025

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18Air Sign

#Aquarius, intoxicated by rebellion, yet Pluto anchors your dreams in shadows. Rally your whimsical thoughts but heed nobility, don’t throw the pain of the world back into it. Rise above the noise for a moment. 💭 #Astrology #horoscope

May 6th, 2025

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20Water Sign

#Pisces, with Saturn’s grim presence nudging you, drown your walls in creativity, not in self-pity. Reality hangs heavy on your fantasies; grace, head high! Revive that artistry for healing. 🎨 #Astrology #horoscope

May 6th, 2025

Ephemeris

What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.

sun in taurus15° 43'
moon in virgo2° 14'
mercury in aries22° 45'
venus in aries3° 13'
mars in leo7° 55'
jupiter in gemini22° 23'
saturn in pisces28° 20'
uranus in taurus26° 36'
neptune in aries1° 14'
pluto in aquarius3° 49'
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