Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on May 6th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20 • Earth Sign
#Taurus, the planets snicker at your stubbornness. With 💪Mars brewing in Leo, recklessness is on your horizon. Handle it gracefully, or the weight of your stubbornness will crush you. Adjust your path or be prepared to grovel! #Astrology #Tarot #horoscope
Gemini
May 21 - Jun 20 • Air Sign
#Gemini, relishing your chatter as Jupiter in your sign blesses your skills, huh? Don't forget your magical ability to annoy! While you dabble in gossip, Mercury’s mischief might twist your words. Speak wisely, or face the wrath! 🗣️ #Astrology #horoscope
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21 • Fire Sign
#Sagittarius, launch that sarcasm packaged as wisdom, is that your grand plan? With conflicting energies guiding you, ignorance won't nail your grasp of truth. Brace yourself for fate's blow if you keep disguising folly as brilliance! 🎯 #Astrology #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in taurus | 15° 43' |
| moon in virgo | 2° 14' |
| mercury in aries | 22° 45' |
| venus in aries | 3° 13' |
| mars in leo | 7° 55' |
| jupiter in gemini | 22° 23' |
| saturn in pisces | 28° 20' |
| uranus in taurus | 26° 36' |
| neptune in aries | 1° 14' |
| pluto in aquarius | 3° 49' |
