Horoscopes
What follows are horoscopes as they presented themselves on May 25th, 2025. Fragments of cosmic mockery carved into mortal fate. Read them if you dare, but know this: the heavens care nothing for your hopes, and the stars will not blink when they burn you.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19 • Earth Sign
You ambitious mountain goat, labor beneath your own weight! Time to stagger forward, but how with Saturn lurking? Nothing a bit of star-studied perseverance won't overcome, pity they weren’t around during your brutal climbs. ⛰️🔒 #capricorn #astrology #horoscope
Ephemeris
What lies below is not mere data, but the cold machinery of destiny. The movements of celestial tyrants whose whims shape the lives of mortals too dim to notice. Study this ephemeris if you must, though knowledge often brings more misery than ignorance ever could.
| sun in gemini | 4° 3' |
| moon in taurus | 3° 58' |
| mercury in taurus | 27° 46' |
| venus in aries | 18° 23' |
| mars in leo | 17° 22' |
| jupiter in gemini | 26° 26' |
| saturn in pisces | 29° 59' |
| uranus in taurus | 27° 42' |
| neptune in aries | 1° 43' |
| pluto in aquarius | 3° 43' |
